modnaR niatpaC

My best friend says I sail the seven seas of verbeage without a compass. Well, I'm the Cap'n. My ship is Legacy Games, and you are all welcome to be my passengers. All aboard!!!

I always raise my hand before I speak, color within the lines, and put the toilet seat down. I always have money for the meter, iron my t-shirts, and I filter my tap water before I drink it. I organize my pennies by year. I jog to the beat of techno, lift weights with the rage of heavy metal, sit in traffic with books on tape, and wake up to the Superman Theme Song. I think Nina Simone should be considered an emotion, not just a chanteuse. The world is my oyster, but I don't like seafood.

I got my first Nintendo when I was eight, and forgot what the sun looked like until I turned 13 and discovered girls. I remember playing Stanley Cup 2002/2003 on my Super Nes with my pet rat on my shoulder when I caught the first whiff of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I took the next four years off while I tried to figure out how to get rid of the icky boy smell of snakes, snails, and puppy dog's tails, but really, that's what I was made of. Then I found Age of Empires, and stopped bathing entirely for almost an entire semester. My college called and wanted their dorm room back so I promised to stop seeing my games. I finished school, discovered the loufa and started wearing cologne. The poor woman in the photo album agreed to attach her ball to my chain, but games will always be my mistress.

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